Recorded and mixed by Ed Fields
AudioTrax Ashland KY … Yee Haw!
Members:
Brandon Dung is pretty sexy and sings
Wayne Sphincter loves Brandon and plays bass
Chris Colostomy is very strong and plays drums
Robbie Rectum is just retarded and tries to play guitar.
Poop
Rachel says I’m obsessed with poop and in a way I guess she’s right.
I’ve always been
that way though, so
I guess I really don’t give it much thought.
When I was born I shit on my mom and the doctor…
My papaw says I had
a whole lot of poop in my pants when
I got off the plane from Oklahoma to Kentucky…
My first drawing instrument was a turd, my mom spanked me, but I still thought it was fun…
When I was three I pooped in dreamland pool and played with it like a boat…
I did the same thing again at home but it was in the tub…
I pooped in my pants once in first grade and my papaw’s friend Lenzie brought me some clean pants
But forgot to bring me underwear… I got in trouble for drawing poop at school…
I got in trouble for drawing poop in Sunday school…
I made a pile of poop out of clay in art class but Mrs. Liegh wouldn’t put it in the Kiln…
I graduated high school and became a plumber
Where I get to work with peoples poop every other day…
My band’s name is a cross between Connie Chung and a pile of poop…
I drew poop for a record cover since, but you probably already knew that…
I think I need some help.
-Brandon Dung
