1997 Connie Dungs / Automatics (USA) split 10″ EP (Cool Guy Records)

Members:

Brandon Dung – lives with his boss and six cats, doesn’t consume animals, made this damn lyrics sheet, writes words and sings

Wayne Sphincter – gets all the chicks and doesn’t share with us, has a tiny penis, and plays the four fat stings

Robbie Rectum – Killed Mike and John cause he wanted to be in this band since he was little, now he plays guitar. He’s still little

Chris Colostomy – needs a date & plays the skins

Cool guy Records

10in blue vinyl