Slowpokes Lyrics

1. A moon, a girl, a romance

That girl is space with a smile on her face

She’s the happiest girl is the whole human race

So I tied a big rock to her left shoe’s shoelace

Just to keep her from floating away…

She’s got a locket she keeps in her pocket an ugly old picture of me…

To her, cigarettes are a womans best friend and she smoking 14 packs a week…

She’s got a cat that’s as big as a rat and it cries cause it thinks she’s her mom…

She feels so cool cause she shut down her school yeah she called in another fake bomb…

2. Yesterday

Yesterday I was happy…

Yesterday I was clean…

Yesterday I was smiling…

Yesterday I could sing…

I want yesterday today…

England belongs to me…

Yesterday I was there…

Yesterday I was with you…

Yesterday I was tearless…

Yesterday I was true…

“yesterday” is one of our first songs,

 I wrote it when I was 16,

That’s why it sucks.

It was on our first demo tape (sold out) but this is a newer recording…

3. Cowboy

Well you call me a queer

Because of the way that I appear…

Well I call you a fuck

l’d love to smash your pickup truck…

Call all your friends on your C.B.

Laugh and spit and point and make fun

of me

You spend too much time down on the

farm

Fucking the cows you keep in the barn…

Give em the boot…

You know I’m a radical…

Well you call me a threat

Because of the chains around my neck

Well I call you a waste…

I’d love to rip the beard off your face…

It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the theme of the fight..

Rising up to the challenge of our rivals…

Well you call me a fag

In the mall behind my back

Well I call you a puke

Your fat-ass wife ain’t Daisy Duke!!!