No Chance Lyrics

1. No chance

I remember back in school

Third grade, I sat right next to you

Rotten apples filled up my school box

I had the biggest crush on you

I’d even eat my paste for you

I got my heart tied up in knots

And I dreamed of days with you

If you were mine and what we’d do

We’d build constructions paper kites

And fly them in the bluest skies

Chasing birds and butterflies

Kool-aid lips around our smiles

Ride our bikes for miles and miles

And miles

Sixth grade came, so did your tits

So I did that stink in my armpits

My friends all taught me how to cuss

My locker was across from yours

I taped your picture on the door

You were so the center of my lust

And I dreamed of days with you

If you were mine and what we’d do

We’d hide from our teachers

And french kiss under the bleachers

I’d suck your face just like a leech

You’d taste just like a Georgia peach

When our chapped lips finally meet

I’d freeze

High school for me was very hard

I watched my whole world fall apart

You dated everyone but me

I stood alone in my tube socks

While you were flirting with the jocks

Would you sign my yearbook at least?

And I dreamed of days with you

If you were mine and what we’d do

We’d ride a spaceship to the dance

And fall in love like “True Romance”

I’d even iron my good pants

Take you out to Paris, France

But I never got the chance

For a chance

2. Stacey’s couch

I called you on the phone

You were eating  pancakes all alone

And you were worried about the snow

You told me to hold on so you could change phones

Every-time I try to get to you

Something happens and it makes me pout

I want you so bad I’m going crazy

I wonder when I’ll get to burn your couch

I was gonna see you today

But a blizzard came from miles away

So now I’m stuck inside

Writing this songs, I hope it makes you die

Girl, girl go away

Come again some other day

Yeah, go away to Japan

I don’t wanna hold your stupid fucking hand

I used to try so hard to get to you

But you treated me like I was the Anti-Christ

You disgust me with the stupid things you do

I’m so glad I realized that your “love” was lies

3. I don’t wanna be alone

Why does it hurt to be a person sometimes

I wanna shrivel up and die and blow away

And I don’t wanna e alone

But I don’t want to spend another night like

The night I had last night fighting with you

I can’t stop fighting with you

We used to do the dumbest things in the world

I was your boy, and you were my girl

Nothing could tear us apart

Now here I sit alone

Thinking about the things we’ve done

Now we’re done and all I think about is you

I can’t stop dreaming of you

4. Shiny metal pistol

You were a heavy metal angel, baby

You were a chubby cupie doll

You knew a girl who knew a girl who

Had it all inside a frame upon the wall

You had a shiny metal pistol, baby

You made a nifty little scar

You knew a girl who knew a girl who

Had it all

But what about you?

Are you something, too?

You’d better bet your ass you are

You’re someone’s little movie star tonight

You had a shiny metal wheelchair, baby

You got black blood inside your heart

You knew a girl who knew a girl who

Went too far

You got a shiny metal pistol, baby

You made a nifty little scar

You knew a girl who knew a girl who

Knew it all