1. Too Cruel
I was there and you were too, I was like a stupid kid in Sunday school
I hated where I was, I didn’t wanna go back then I heard your voice say relax…
I was too cruel, but you were too cruel too,I was bleeding on the and you nowhere to be found…
I was there and you were too, we were making lots of waves in the swimming pool, we were baking in the sun naked flat on our backs, Then you cut me up with your axe… you were in my underwear and I was really unaware of how you really felt inside, then I spoke the words that made you cry… I was there and you were too, I was lying next to you and then I started to drool, I don’t mean it but I treat you like a piece of meat.
I’ll never ever be the boy you need!!!
2. Missy and Johnny
Missy and Johnny, young cute as can be,
Missy and Johnny’s got a Christmas tree
Missy and Johnny’s got two little kids
Missy and Johnny’s been married six years
But now Missy…
She don’t love Johnny anymore and poor Johnny just misses Missy more and more
He’s still in love
She hates his guts
He wants a kiss but all she gives him is a shove!!!
Missy came home said she wants a divorce
Johnny feels like he’s been crushed by a horse
Missy started drinking found a boyfriend at work,
Johnny feels so mad he wants to beat up that jerk, Because Missy…
Now poor Johnny’s all bitter
Never marry again, he’s doesn’t want another man raising his kids,
He’s gonna move on he’s gonna be in a band,
His troubles disappear with a guitar in his hand, but still Missy…
3. Girls are always mean to me
Girls are always mean to me
They never hardly speak to me
I can’t help it that I’m a geek with zits on my forehead and cheeks…
They’re always throwing rocks at me, their boyfriends all beat up on me…
I’ve got blood on both of my knees from scraping them on the concrete…
whoah……whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh and I can’t take it anymore!!!
My heart is bleeding on the floor!!! I need a girl who won’t ignore my needs!!!
A girl who won’t be mean to me!!! A girl who will not give me fleas!!!
Girls are always mean to me they never go on dates with me,
spit in my eyes so I can’t see their faces making fun of me…
The only girls I get are freaks, fat girls with braces on their teeth,
Broom Hilda’s not the girl for me cause I think she’s so damn ugly!!!
whoah……whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh and I can’t take it anymore!!!
And I can’t take it anymore!!! My tears are dripping on the floor!!!
I need a girl who won’t ignore my needs!!!
A girl who won’t be mean to me!!
A girl who knows her A-B-C’s… A girl who won’t be mean to me…
4. Blow your mind
Oh well I bought you a flower
And I even took a shower,
You were the prettiest girl that I had even seen
A queen in tight jeans,
I drove fifty minutes
Just to dive into your sweet lips,
I had no idea you’d turn out to be so mean…
But I still hold a special place inside my heart for you
And I still care even though I write these mean songs about you…
And I wonder ,
yeah I wonder how things might have been
I’d love to hold your hand again
I’d love to kiss your lips and blow your mind!!!
Whoah-oh-oh Whoah-oh-oh
Oh, yea, I can still remember
How your skin was soft and tender
You were the first girl I ever had in my back seat.
So sweet and so neat.
You cried on my shoulder
When the night was almost over
I had no idea you’d turn out to be so mean …
