1. Might as well go Live on Mars
There’s a spaceship carrying my heart to the stars
And I’m home crying ’cause I dont know where you are
I’ve looked all over the world
And I don’t want another girl
If I can’t have you then I might as well live on Mars
When I was young I thought that cows could jump the moon
If I could find you then you bet that I’d be jumping, too
Maybe I can’t fly
But I’m wasting our whole lives
I know that I’ll grow wings when I meet you
I had a dream that you were working at the Western Steer four years ago
I’d wait in the parking lot for hours just so I could say hello
We fell in love and you moved in
And things have never been the same since then
It’s kinda like an E.C. story or Twilight Zone
It’s a weird thing when all of your reality was just a dream
When I finally woke up I smashed my clock and I just had to scream
Now I don’t wanna leave my bed
Because your face is shining in my head
And I can’t figure out whose bra is on my sheets
2. Lilly A-Go-Go
Lilly’s in love with the whole wide world
Lilly’s not afraid to dance
Lilly’s got a necklace lets her rule the world
Lilly’s not looking for romance
Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly
Go Lilly break my heart
Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly
Go Lilly break my heart
Lilly’s got a smile that makes the sun seem dim
Lilly’s got the cutest eyes
Lilly makes her money off dirty old men
Lilly’s making all the guys say
Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly
Go Lilly break my heart
Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly Go Lilly
Go Lilly break my heart
Go Lilly go Lilly Go
3. Driving on Neptune
One of these days I’ll sock her in the kisser
Straight to the moon, god knows that I won’t miss her at all
Then she smiles
And I smile
And we smile
It’s like we’re driving on Neptune
Beneath the light of the eight moons
Listening to some good tunes
On the stereo
It’s like we’re taking for granted
We don’t explore our own planet
Our universe is expanding
As we hit the road
If I were you I’d practice giving kisses
If you were me, you’d see what you’ve been missing for years
Then you’d smile
And I’d smile
And we’d smile
Here we go
We’re driving on Neptune
4. Tales From the Crypt
Welcome boys and ghouls
Let’s wade through putrid pools
There’s werewolves, ghosts, and vampires all around
A creepy, cruddy crib
Your ghostly host Le Crypt Keeper
Is the best fiend you could want
Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt
You know they’ll make you sick, but that’s the thrill of it
Tales from the Crypt
A lurid library
Was born in the fifties
The comic books were banned but they won’t die
A lesson to bestow
We all reap what we sow
Be careful who you kill, they might come back
5. Blow Your Mind
Oh, well I bought you a flower
And I even took a shower
You were the prettiest girl that I had even seen
(A queen in tight jeans)
I drove fifty minutes
Just to dive into your sweet lips
I had no idea you’d turn out to be so mean
But I still hold a special place inside my heart for you
And I still care even though I write these mean songs about you
And I wonder
I wonder how things might have been
I’d love to hold your hand again
I’d love to kiss your lips and blow your mind
Oh, yea, I can still remember
How your skin was soft and tender
You were the first girl I ever had in my back seat
(So sweet and so neat)
You cried on my shoulder
When the night was almost over
I had no idea you’d turn out to be so mean
6. Lucky Me
I think you’ve got a voodoo doll of me
With needles in its back
Don’t think you’ve got a heart, oh, no
Just bullshit in a sack
My ouija board spells out your name
My horoscope says you’re to blame
Some gypsy read my cards and said my future don’t look so good
So before we go out again you’d better knock on wood
Bad luck girl, you see, you’re nothing but a curse to me
I think you put a potion in my drink
And it’s making me feel weird
Don’t wanna be a frog
Don’t wanna grow a beard
My psychic friend said, “Be afraid”
Alien devices in my brain
Some lady with a crystal ball said my future don’t look so good
so before we kiss again you’d better knock on wood
I spilled a box of salt under a ladder
Ran over a black cat Friday one-three
Walked on a grave but it doesn’t matter
You’re such a perfect girl for me
Unlucky pretty baby
7. Champagne
I wrote you a letter but I throw it away
Great grey day in the month of May
It laid my body opened up on a dissection tray
Hey, hey, okay, I don’t know what to say
I picked you a flower but it shriveled and died
Why why, oh, why am I so black inside?
I’d plant a garden for you if I could find the time
My how you cry ’cause we don’t have a dime
Give me the boot
I’ll treasure it always as a gift from you
Break up with me
It’s better than breaking down
I bought you a present but I dropped it, it broke
Ha ha ho ho, laugh at this funny joke
If mom could hear me she’d be washing out my mouth with soap
I hope that UFO I saw was just a hoax
We drink champagne
We eat our steak on silver
we can’t afford much more than beer
Or flies on paper
8. Connie
I love you more than any other
I love you more than my hair color
I love you more than the sound of babies crying
I love you more than the sound of puppies dying
I love you more than my own shit
I love you more than my filthiness
I love you more than the sound of bones a-breaking
I love you, dirty baby, I’m not faking
Connie, I love you
I’ll tie a sausage to my dick
And show it off to all the chicks
Oh, Connie baby, I’ve got it bad
I’ll kidnap hippies off the street
And sell their kids ’cause dykes can’t breed
Oh, Connie baby, you’re filthy
I love you naked, I love you clothed
I love you bleeding in my commode
I love you more than masturbation
I love you more than the Super Station
I love you more than I love my records
I love you more than you love my pecker
Connie, we’ll rule the world
9. Agoraphobia
There’s creepy things creeping outside my door
And I don’t wanna leave my house no more
I hate the people at the mall
I wanna great big bomb to destroy them all
There’s bodies decomposing beneath the earth
And germs are coming to me up through the dirt
A crowd full of people wears my nerves down fast
I hate the thought of breathing air that’s been up someone’s ass
Today it’s a beautiful day
Somewhere not here it’s a beautiful day
Some moron touched my food after wiping their ass
At my table in the restaurant I can smell the trash
A fly just landed on my after walking a turd
My car got christened by a flock of birds
Viruses are flying all through the air
Every urinal I see is growing pubic hair
All the money I make has been in thousands of hands
It makes me wanna walk around with a Lysol can
Today it’s a beautiful day
Somewhere not here it’s a beautiful day
Where are ya, beautiful day?
I don’t wanna to go out today
10. Jenny
I saw your naked body in a magazine
I wish I had some money
If I had some money, I’d buy you a ring
I’m gonna get some money, I need more ice cream
Hey, Jenny, I’ve got eyes for you
Hey, Jenny, oh what can I do?
I feel little dumber when I think aboutcha
I wish I had your number
If I had your number, I’d give you a ring
I’m gonna get your number, we could get ice cream
Jenny, Jenny can’t you see
That I’m an idiot withoutcha?
Jenny, Jenny, can’t you see
I’d run the whole wide world
For you to say you’d be my girl?
Jenny, Jenny, won’t you be my girl?
11. Kiss The Girl
Zipping down highways with windows half down
On a magic journey in an unfamiliar town
I think I saw a shooting star up there
No one else could see or even care
Kinda makes me feel like I’m on a movie screen
Sometimes life is better than my dreams
Rolling and stacking and packing again
underneath mountains and over the moon
Living life for fun once for free
Everyone is getting old but me
Catch lighting bugs, light your room from a jar
Kiss the girl you love and steal her heart
Out side your window there’s stories to be lived
Untie your shoes like you did when we were kids
Summer is waiting for you and for me
Unlock your heart, swallow the key
Kiss the girl
12. Going Loco
Here it is, it’s your fault
I’m feeling one inch tall
Here it is, it’s your fault
My blood still tastes like salt
I’m going loco
Here it is, it’s my fault
I didn’t mean to fall
Here it is, it’s my fault
your bones can break like chalk
I’m going loco
Would it kill you to
Look at me like I look at you?
I love to look at you