Operation: Cliff Clavin lyrics

1. I don’t want you around

I don’t give a shit about you

You’ve got the brains of a small baboon

And I don’t care just what you say

I just want you to go away

Oh oh

Why can’t you see that you just bother me

Why don’t you know that I hate you so

Why can’t you stay six miles away

You’re always around to make sure I’m down

I don’t want you around!!!

I don’t give a fuck about you

You try too hard be too cool

And I don’t care just what you like

I just want you to take a hike

2. Bedwetter

You’re a fucking piece of shit (bedwetter)

You’re a loser you’re a twit (bedwetter!)

You’re so alternative

You suck your grandma’s tits

You’re a victim of a trend (bedwetter)

You sold your soul to fit in (bedwetter!)

You made punk rock so big

You suck Mtv’s dick

You’ll listen to anything thru your

Headphones on rubber sheets

I’m gonna mail a bomb to Rolling Stone

They opened up the door to shit like you

I wish that they’d leave my scene alone

You need a bullet in the head (bedwetter)

I’m glad your idols are all dead(bedwetter)

You’re such a waste of print

You suck you wet your bed

I hate you bedwetter!!!!

3. I wouldn’t wanna be you

Your pretty face makes teen girls swoon

I’d wear a bag if I were you

The air smells when you are near

Cats and dogs just disappear

Well so you got a million bucks

The way you got it really sucks

You used the scene just like a whore

You old fans don’t like you no more

Your videos on Mtv

Wal-mart carries you CD’s

NPR won’t print your name

Only got yourself to blame.

4. Dust on the Telephone

Being alone is better than being with you

Being alone is a lot than the shit you put me through

Being alone I’m never going to be that putty

That you can shape any way to make sure things are going your way

I’d rather be miserable

Than spend another nite with you and

I’d rather be wasting away

So down that I can’t chew my food up

I’d rather be on my own

And let the dust pile on the telephone

Being alone is sad but oh so relieving

Being alone I’m finally cut loose from all your strings

Being alone I’m never gonna be a BABY

That you can make cry all day

I’ll keep on going I’ll be okay…

5. I’ve Stands all I can Stands and I can’t stands no more

I can’t stand waking up every day so early for you

I can’t stand the racist things you say

I think it’s time you found someone new

Can’t stand making thousands of dollars for you

For you to pay me shit

Can’t stand the hazardous conditions

My health isn’t worth the risk

I’m not gonna work for you anymore

I’m not gonna kiss your ass I’d rather be poor

I’d rather eat a pile of shit than work another minute for you

You can find somebody else to put up with you

Sexist, racist, homophobic, xenophobic REDNECK attitude!

Can’t stand getting blamed for things even when it’s you who makes the mistakes

Can’t stand getting treated like shit

There’s only so much that a guy can take

Can’t stand coming home every day too tired to go do anything

I can’t stand being broke all the time

While you’re out buying expensive things

It’s not worth it, the money I make

To kiss your ass, FUCK YOU

It’s not worth it, what I get paid to suck your dick, Fuck You!!!